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<title>Apparently what we thought we knew, we really didn't...</title>
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<description>&lt;div style=&quot;color: cceeff; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, &quot;Why god? Why me?&quot; and the thundering voice of God answered, &quot;There's just something about you that pisses me off.&quot; &lt;/div&gt;</description>
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<title>You Are A Fucking Moron - Episode 12: Muslims</title>
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<title>Another new poll</title>
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<description>I've added a new poll.  If you don't vote, then all of your offspring will be born with dry elbows.&lt;p&gt;

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pickledlizards.com/modules.php?name=Surveys&amp;amp;pollID=4&quot;&gt;Click Here&lt;/a&gt;
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<title>Salmon...</title>
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<description>Salmon:&lt;p&gt;

The &lt;i&gt;Other&lt;/i&gt; Pink Meat.</description>
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<title>SO mean, yet SO damn funny!!</title>
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<description>How to keep your kids off of the computer!&lt;p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.break.com?e=1&quot;&gt;As seen on Break.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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<title>Only in Kahleefohnia...</title>
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<description>&lt;div style=&quot;font-weight: bold; font-size: 36px; color: LightGoldenRodYellow ;&quot;&gt;Ahnold is Coming!&lt;/div&gt;

(Click 'Read More' to view)
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<title>New Poll</title>
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<description>A new poll is up.  &lt;b&gt;Vote&lt;/b&gt;, bitches.</description>
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<description>My girlfriend just got a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh, and if you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.</description>
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<title>Merry XMas!</title>
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<title>Ho Ho Ho...</title>
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<description>Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.</description>
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